She's Crafty!’s Neighborhood

So I was thinking the last few months about how I wish I had a child. I want to be a father and watch my child grow. This incredible feeling that has hit me, is truly amazing! Starting tonight I began researching for adoptions.

So today I was working on a couple service calls (people having problems at work) when this man walks up to my cube and lets me know that someone had ordered me new Castors for my chair. I was a bit excited because new castors means that my chair would sit higher. I stand up, and move the chair towards the guy, and he drops this huge bag onto my guest chair in my cube. He proceeded to remove my current wheels and replace them with HUGE new castor wheels. I was joking to my co-workers that I should take my chair off-roading!

Well one good thing of the deal is that my chair moves across the carpet really smoothly, so I can push myself and slide from my cube to my neighbors in one swift push! Not that I am lazy and would do such a thing...

Tonight I should be watching Little Britian: Live!!! I am really excited, and will follow-up tomorrow with more on that.

"I feel like the Pilsbury Doughboy...  And I'm making a really big muffin."

Yes, those words came out of my mouth tonight. Weird, I don't even think about what I am saying sometimes, the words just come out. In fact I tend to say such random things so often, that my roomates have created a "cup of wisdom". This cup of wisdom is just your ordinary red plastic cup, which they write the lovely things I say onto it with permanent marker.

"I woke up to 6 inches in my bedroom" - in reference to snow we had received that day.

"I don't want bush on my cup"

"You on top, me on bottom"

"It would be hard because it would be soft"

"Do you like it when they come up, or when they go down?"

"Let's do her" - shit I have no idea what this is in reference to....

"Oh my god, give me my cup!"

"He's gonna fly into me" 

Yes, these are more words of wisdom from none other than your famous loud mouthed friend! Do you remember me saying something completely crazy/weird? Let me know, I am sure I can find some more room on this damn cup!

And just in case you were wondering, the first quote is in reference to something my dad told me a few months ago. "My belly sticks out over my pants and looks like a muffin top" So yeah......